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What gets you in the papers more than a craptastic baby name nowadays? (I'm looking at you TomKat and GwyChri.)
via AP wire
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.
7-11 is now selling the P'EatZZa Sandwich. Which is, of course, two slices of pizza with lunch meat and lettuce sandwiched between the two unpizza-ey sides of said slices. Anyone who knows me knows that that shit is my thing. It's called the Reverse Pizza Sandwich and it is delicious.
via Associated Press
If I were Donkey Kong I would ape rape all of these girls.