Teaser trailer now up.
Check this stuff out...
I will not discuss this film until after the holiday weekend. Just go fucking see it. Amazing. This is Superman III. Superman III and IV are some Elseworlds bullshit. This is now Superman III and it is really, really good. Trust me. Who told you Sin City and Batman Begins were awesome and The Fantastic Four was a bunch of someone else's shit in your mouth and hair? This guy!
Please stop e-mailing me about the $100 FrankenBurger cobbled together from three types of cow. I get it. It's a big yummy meat-gasim in my mouth. I want it's juicy goodness to fill me up right. Let's move on people.
And that isn't even the craziest shit.
Dear Adult Swim,
Nicole Vaidisova pulled off her second successive upset Tuesday at the French Open, beating Venus Williams 6-7 (5), 6-1, 6-3 to earn her first Grand Slam semifinal berth.
How fucking perfect is that. Just when you forgot about Snakes On A Plane - bam!