Somebody Owes Me Some God Damn Money

7-11 is now selling the P'EatZZa Sandwich. Which is, of course, two slices of pizza with lunch meat and lettuce sandwiched between the two unpizza-ey sides of said slices. Anyone who knows me knows that that shit is my thing. It's called the Reverse Pizza Sandwich and it is delicious.

I want money.

Or at least a couple free P'EatZZa Sandwiches. That's just some fucking courtesy, you know.











God that looks fucking tasty. I would destroy your dreams to have it in my mouth right now.