Star Fucker Results

I have a wonderful girlfriend who makes me very, very happy. But I guess it's good to know if she ever sobers up and gets a good look at me, there are celebrities out there who I am compatible with. I wonder if they are on the computer somewhere seeing what shlub is their best fit.

Your Celebrity Match is: Sheryl Swoopes
Born: March 25, 1971
Dominates the basketball court. Helped the USA team to Olympic victory. Also dominates the WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association).




Your next closest matches were:

Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Mia Hamm







Now if I were gay...

Your Celebrity Match is: Johnny Depp
Born: June 9, 1963
Actor Johnny Depp is famous for his roles in Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, and Nick of Time.



Your next closest matches were:

Samuel L. Jackson
John Travolta
Dave Matthews




Hmmmmm. Tough call...