Paris Hilton Continues To Be The Worst Thing In The World
via Associated Press
Hilton Causes Stir at Video Game Expo
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton unveiled her new video game on Thursday, but inexplicably called it by the wrong name as she greeted throngs of fans and photographers.
Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."
"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.
After Hilton arrived, men in business suits jockeyed for space with reporters and computer geeks as she sat at a table posing for photographers while signing autographs.
Her game, which can be played on a cell phone, will be available this summer. Video game maker Gameloft will produce a series of video games with Hilton.
The expo at the Los Angeles Convention Center showcases the latest innovations in the video game industry.
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I wish my job was being the guy standing in the background going "Diamondquest? Diamondquest?! It's Jewel Jam you stupid bitch!"
posted by Shawn @ 9:26 AM
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4 Comments:
Paris may be dumb, but she sure is sexy
Be glad you are anonymous, Matthew Tevenan.
She is on the cover of the newest Out Magazine (which comes in a big ol' non see through plastic bag). It's called "the hot issue." I found out that she trademarked "that's hot" and that she loves gay men.
I'm trademarking "That's balls." Like "Paris Hilton's Out magazine cover? That's balls."
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