Holy Shit! SaberSPOONS!

I will kill anyone who gets in my way of possessing a SaberSPOON.







If only C-3PO's were still around....



And the Ewok cartoon...



I would have one hell of a slacker Saturday morning.

For the rest of my life...

No, My Site Is About Pop Culture...

... this is the Hulk's site.

http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/

Because Cardinals Are Sooo Bad Ass

The Arizona Cardinals have tweaked their logo to convey a more aggressive image.



Many might remember the Seattle Seahawks doing the same thing a few years ago. And the Atlanta Falcons before that.







And of course, makeovers are not limited to birds.

The New England Patriots swapped out their old "tough guy in sissy clothes" logo years ago for a more manly, John Kerry-esque profile.




And who can forget Tampa Bay, who woke up one day to realize, "Wow, what's with the super gay pirate on our helmets?! Just look at that orange tan! My god, he's even winking!" Think they over compensated a bit much? Their new one is straight off of a metal kids notebook.




Word around the 'Burgh is that the Steelers are considering a logo tweak. Nothing too radical. Just a slightly aggressive edge. Maybe they can cut a slice in the logo, give it an eye, and make it look like Pac-Man.

Jesus Christ, Mike!

from the Philadelphia Inquirer

Eagles linebacker Ike Reese was one of several NFL players surveyed about what goes on at the bottom of a pile when players are fighting for a fumble. His answer: "When we played the Patriots last year, Brian Westbrook fumbled a punt and we were all down there scrambling for it. Mike Vrabel had my testicles in his hand, and he was squeezing them. Where the football ends up depends on who has the strongest will or strongest hands. Guys reach inside the face mask to gouge your eyes. But the biggest thing is the grabbing of the testicles. It is crazy." The Patriots, by the way, recovered that fumble.

I've Posted A Bunch Of Stuff Today...

...but I could not let this photo slide.

Hulk Does Molly Hatchet

Here's the cover image for issue #81: http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/HULK081_cvrcolor.jpg

So sweet. This gets my vote as Best Homage Ever!

If they don't make this into a velvet black light poster I may smash someone.

Oh Come The Fuck On...

"Batman" Spork

If You Like Movies With The Word "Fuck" In Them...

...have I found a list for you.

List of films ordered by uses of the word fuck

I'm Almost Afraid To Be High For A Movie Like This

Check out some of the most recent images from A Scanner Darkly.



Robert Downey Jr. as Barris


Keanu Reeves as Arctor


Woody Harrelson as Luckman

More pics and detailed article here: http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2005-01-21/screens_string_all.html

Snoop Would Put A Cap In Belichick's Ass

Snoop Dogg can rap. Snoop Dogg can act. Can Snoop Dogg wear a coaching hat?

Hot on the heels of P. Diddy's Golden Globe Red Carpet proclamation of love for the Steelers, Snoop Dogg has one upped is cross coast rival. He wants to coach the team.

Snoop told the New York Daily News. "My dream is to coach in the NFL, probably for the Steelers. Put that out there for me."

He does coach his 10-year-old son Spanky's football team. Snoop has also organized the Snooper Bowl, a charity concert and football game in Jacksonville on Feb. 5 between Spanky's team and an all-star Florida team.

Hopefully Mr. Rooney will stick with Coach Cowher. Or at the very least Snoop would retain the rest of the coaching staff. I'd be pissed if Pharrell was Defensive Coordinator.

41-27

And with that the Steelers season ends. Definitely a tough loss to watch. But I give the Steelers credit for not quitting. They played hard up until the last whistle. The Patriots were just a better team today.

I'm pretty bummed. This may come off as bitter, but I've got to get this off my chest. The Patriots will be going to their 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years. You would think that with all of the big games they've played and won over that time period, they would have learned at some point to show some class. I can almost understand Corey Dillon, who seemed to think 1 yard carries were worth flexing and jawing about, which he continued to do on the Patriots final scoring drive. He never played in big games in Cincinnati. But Deion Branch waving goodbye on his way into the endzone and then mocking fans on the sidelines?! And then getting a hand from his teammates, who felt the need to join in?! My Dad always raised me to act like you been there. And I'm proud to be a fan of a team and organization that does just that.

Case and point: The Steelers organization ordered that during the game this season in which they would clinch the AFC North, under no circumstances would merchandise with the Division Championship logo be put on sale until the final gun sounded. In fact the boxes containing the gear were not even allowed to be opened. The coaching staff made sure that players also did not wear anything with the logo until the game was over. But the Patriots felt the need with 2 minutes left to put down their "Freedom" Towels (or whatever) and put on their AFC Champ hats and shirts and continue to pose and mouth off to the remaining Steeler fans, while the Steelers were driving for the game's final TD.

The Steelers may not be champs this year. But at least they're not chumps.

Gallagher Bitter At Ranking. Plots To Sledgehammer Flaming Bag Of Shit On Comedy Central's Doorstep.

Gallagher Gets No Props

When I Saw This Headline I Was Praying It Was Hilary Duff. Because That Would Be Hot.

Singer Curses at Inaugural Youth Concert

The Streak Versus The Streak

Ben Roethlisberger: Undefeated as a starter (14-0)


Tom Brady: Undefeated as a starter in the postseason (7-0)

My only prediction - One of these streaks will end on Sunday.

Sasha Has Balls For Days

Borat Causes Near Riot

Looking To Get Me A Late Hanukkah Present?

The Hottest She-Yinzer Calender Going Today!

http://www.babesoftheburgh.com

Woof!

15-1

There is very little left to be said. This was an amazing regular season that showcased the Steelers depth and total team concept.

Now everyone's records go back to 0-0.
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Big Ben will most likely be named the AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year later today. Credentials: 13-0 as a starter. Roethlisberger also set NFL rookie records this year for completion percentage (66.4) and passer rating (98.1).
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Russ Grimm is being interviewed this week for the Browns head coaching spot. I love what Russ brings to this team, but I wish him the best. I think the Bears should have picked him during their search last year, and if Cleveland passes on him, someone else will scoop him up soon. He's too good at what he does to not be a head coach in this league.

Albino Takes Over Zug. Makes Website His Bitch.

It's Scott Week at Zug. Check it out. http://www.zug.com/

And for more comedy stylings of Sans Pigment, click the Absent Minded Albino link in the I Know These People section on the right.

That "Super Size Me" Guy Was A Pussy

A real man would have eaten this thing for a month. Holy Shit!


Hardee’s serves up 1,420-calorie burger