Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Don't Wear This Shit In Boston

Thank you to Scott Taylor who e-mailed me the link to this shirt. I plan to wear it to a Red Sox game and watch thousands of stressed out pussies duck and cover while they dial in bomb threat reports to the FBI.

This thing is sweet. (Though I would never fucking wear it since, to be honest, it's just trying too damn hard.)

Full link here:


Thursday, March 08, 2007

Maybe They Can Bring Back USAgent...

In case you wanted to know what I think of this...

It's fucking bullshit. But since they already killed off the Red Skull, and brought back Bucky, why not. I know, why don't they just shit all over my teen years and call it a day.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Hmmmm... Safe For Now Liechtenstein. Until I Show Up With A Sharp Stick And Become Your King Bitches.

Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein

By Associated Press

ZURICH, Switzerland - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.