Michael Bay, You Fucking Idiot

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Johansson Shocks Bay with Naked Request

Director Michael Bay was horrified when actress Scarlett Johansson insisted on going topless for a love scene in new movie The Island - because the romance is rated PG-13. The 20-year-old beauty called Bay to her trailer and angrily refused to wear an unflattering black bra for her love scene with co-star Ewan McGregor. But Bay had difficulty persuading Johansson not to do the scene naked. He tells movie magazine Empire, "You know the situation - the famous director gets called to the actor's trailer before she does the love scene. I'm like, here we go. I'm ready to do Ewan and Scarlett's love scene. I'm like, 'Oh my God, she's not going to come out.' She says, 'I'm not fucking wearing this cheap-ass black bra, okay? I'm going naked.' I'm like, 'Scarlett, you can't go naked. It's a PG-13.' Classic story, She's feisty, I must say."

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The Island cost $122,200,000 to make. It has currently grossed $24,000,000 and its take fell significantly in its second week. So Mr. Bay, I think you have to ask yourself something. Are you retarded? I was willing to give you a pass on Pearl Harbor. But come on man. Do you believe you made more money on kids under 17 by keeping the rating, than you would have if Scarlett Johansson's amazing breasts did what they do best - make me hot? Are you the fucking reason Scarlett is not topless in The Island? She was down, but you said no. You are so retarded. I hate you very much.



Scarlett, if you read this, you can be topless in my movie. It's about ninjas who have day jobs at the mall.