Yes. Okay. We Fucking Get It Already!

from moviehole.net

Seems the cute, fluffy and uncharacteristically innocent roles aren't behind little miss Lindsay Lohan yet, with rumours swirling that the house of Mouse is keen to snag the Herbie star for one more role - before she makes the transition to adult roles. The newly blonde actress is being eyed for Jonathan Mostow's retool of Swiss Family Robinson, which Mandeville Films is producing for Walt Disney Pictures. It's scheduled to start shooting early next year at Queensland's Warner Bros studios. "Mostow recently finished re-writing the script by Greg [Poirier]", says an insider. "Lindsay's just talk at the moment...but that's someone they want. It might depend on whether she's happy to be part of an ensemble, and not the headliner". The movie tells of a Swiss settler family are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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Parent Trap
Freaky Friday
Herbie
Swiss Family Robinson

It's bad enough Disney has no better ideas for their live action branch other than remaking films from their past. But to continually cast the same fucking actress? What the fuck do they even pay script writers and casting agents for? I'd fucking love one of those gigs. Fuck, I could do both before lunch. "Here's a 45 year old Pollyanna script that I've spiced up with some modern references. And now it's based in LA. Oh, and I mailed Lindsay a check for $6 mil. I'll be at the mall if anyone wants me."