Friday, April 08, 2005

This Is Probably Only Funny To Me But...

Okay. So does anyone remember The Ultimate Warrior? He wrestled in the old WWF...

This guy!



Anyway. He was a guest lecturer at UConn on Tuesday (yeah, I know...) and a near riot broke out. He had been invited to speak as part of a series on politics. Warrior, as he has legally changed his name to, has been very outspoken in recent years and many liberal organizations decided to show up and shout him down. Warrior then proceeded to toss some really harsh comments in their direction. Yada yada yada... The school issues a press release apologizing. The College Republicans, who hosted the event, issued an apology.

But that's just background. Here's the gold. Warrior has issued a statement. And it's in third person. Fucking gold...

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From the Desk of Warrior

April 6, 2005

Santa Fe, NM - This release is in response to allegations made in an email from UConn student Russell Passig, as well as remarks made in two press releases by the UConn College Republicans regarding Warrior's appearance at UConn on April 5, 2005.

First, Mr. Passig's claim that Warrior's address was tantamount to "university-funded hate speech" is absolutely ridiculous. While it is certainly true that Warrior's positions are often controversial, the reality is that what people like Passig whiningly denounce as "racist and homophobic" is merely what reasonable adults would classify as nothing more than being politically incorrect. While Mr. Passig, Mr. Traugh, Mr. Moghtaderi, and any others who objected to the substance of what Warrior had to say would certainly have been within their rights to challenge Warrior during the Q&A period, the truth is that they lacked the class and common sense to do so. After repeatedly interrupting Warrior's speech, these individuals chose to further instigate Warrior with baseless ad hominem attacks - thus eliciting highly-charged responses from Warrior. To top it all off, this World Class Crew of Crybabies is now attempting to have the UConn administration punish the CRs for words that Warrior spoke. Yet another timeless liberal/left-wing/antiAmerican tradition - when in doubt, blame the Republicans.

All of the above notwithstanding, it is somewhat sad to see how utterly spineless the UConn College Republicans have turned out to be. Not a single UConn CR voiced any objection to Warrior after the event. The detailed emails between Warrior and the UConn CRs reveal that the CRs repeatedly encouraged Warrior to single out the Tent City Trash for some re-education. Yet, it now seems that the CRs have collectively decided to bow down and beg forgiveness from various extremist, anti-American, left-wing groups who infest the UConn campus. Perhaps the UConn CRs should refrain from engaging in political activism until such time as they develop enough backbone to be able to withstand not being liked by their opponents.

It bears mentioning that Warrior demonstrated considerable restraint given the disrespectful and petulant behavior of a small minority of the students. These individuals unwittingly illustrated one of the most pernicious truths of modern liberalism: that while self-described liberals claim, ad nauseum, that they support freedom of speech, the truth is that they only support free speech as long as the content of that speech is acceptable to them. The moment that a single word is spoken that questions, challenges, or otherwise conflicts with their myopic, misguided views of the world, their enthusiasm for the First Amendment totally disappears.

In closing, Warrior emphatically rejects and dismisses any attempt to portray his appearance at UConn as anything other than it was - a straightforward, honest discussion of Warrior's philosophical beliefs. That his words have been mischaracterized and that the speech was occasionally interrupted by a relative handful of students (who, for some reason, all seemed to smell like patchouli oil and burnt flag) does not detract from the fact that the overwhelming majority of those in attendance had a wonderful time and agreed with most of Warrior's points - a fact that is corroborated by dozens upon dozens of emails that Warrior has thus far received from attendants. Warrior thanks all of his true fans and all of the true Conservatives who took time out from their studies to welcome him back to Connecticut, and hopes to see them all again very soon.

Always Believe,
Warrior

5 Comments:

At Fri Apr 08, 11:26:00 AM PDT, Blogger Curt said...

It reads even better if you replace every instance of warrior with Hulk.

 
At Fri Apr 08, 04:35:00 PM PDT, Blogger Shawn said...

Oh, totally.

 
At Mon Apr 11, 12:41:00 PM PDT, Blogger Curt said...

It gets even better...
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790

 
At Mon Apr 11, 01:04:00 PM PDT, Blogger Shawn said...

Wow...

 
At Wed Apr 13, 04:46:00 PM PDT, Blogger djhlights said...

That is just way to funny.

I guess the story that the "Warrior" died from an Aquanet overdose was a bad urban legend.

 

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