Z List Celebrities Set To Trainwreck For Nation's Entertainment

Surreal Life, which has managed to hover at C/D list level over the past few years, has decided to bypass even bottom of the barrel and go completely niche. And I guarantee if you love horrible people getting into arguments, Season 5 is for you.

Apprentice bitch Omorosa and America's Next Top Model judge/self proclaimed World's First Supermodel and total fucking bitch Janice Dickinson in the same house. With Pepa and Jose Canseco, who are both capable of 'roid rage at any moment. Also motocross legend Carey Hart, who is probably more known for his on-again/off-again relationship with Pink. Then there is internet slut, Caprice and Bronson Pinchot, aka Balki Bartokomous.

Holy shit.

The show premieres Sept. 4 on VH1.