My New Favorite Football Player Is...

Clark Haggans.

Check out this excerpt from a Q&A he did with Steelers Digest.

Who's the one player you don’t want to see on the other side of the line heading your way?

Not really a player, but I would hate to see a grizzly bear put on some pads if he were on the other side of the ball and he was running at me with a bunch of saliva coming out of his mouth. He wasn't even trying to run me over to score, but instead trying to eat me. That or if on the other side of the ball God himself was at quarterback. He can do anything.

That's awesome.