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Legendary rocker Paul McCartney will perform in the Ameriquest Mortgage Super Bowl XXXIX Halftime Show on FOX at ALLTEL Stadium in Jacksonville, Fla., on Sunday, Feb. 6.

After CBS got a black eye on their brown eye last year for 15 frames of nipple, FOX has opted for the Oscar’s equivalent of Billy Crystal – former talent Paul McCartney. Sir Paul played the Super Bowl two years ago. Remember? No. No, you don’t. Look, not that I’m sad there will be no Jessica Simpson/Usher duet, but still, isn’t there anybody else of relevance that can promise not to disrobe.

Honestly, I guess I really don’t care. I’m more about the game than the commercials and Halftime show anyway. Bring back Up With People, for all I care. It just smacks of lazy producing, and for that, I give you, Don Mischer, the finger…of shame.