Why I Thank God For 527 Groups
As a cheese steak loving football fan who is undecided this election year, I'm glad to know there are groups here to help me choose a candidate that I can be proud of. While I like some of what John Kerry has to say, he is clearly deficient in these crucial areas.
Football Fans For Truth
Cheese Steak Veterans For Truth
Swiss cheese?! God damn Commie!
posted by Shawn @ 2:53 PM
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At least Kerry didn't LIE ABOUT HIS CHEESESTEAK!
Jim’s Special, in fact, is altered to whet the "W" appetite. No. 43 prefers his steak absent of the usual Cheez Whiz and provolone, accompanied only by cheese of the American variety, Barnabei reported.
The commander-in-chief, however, fooled thousands Tuesday to believe he eats like the epicureans here -- with the Cheez Whiz and fried onions.
"This is the 32nd time I’ve been to your state of Pennsylvania," he told the Boeing crowd, "and, you all know the reason why, don’t you? It’s because I like my cheesesteaks Whiz Wit’."
See. Now I don't know what to do. If only Nader hadn't come out and stated that he distrusts cheese steaks as they have a tendency to explode upon impact.
He just said that because Nader is a vegetarian and it was an evil left wing plot against cheesesteaks propigated by PETA.
Who is this Nader you speak of? His name seems familiar....
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