I Have A Mighty Fine Beard
I was complimented on my beard today by singer/songwriter Josh Ritter. He then spoke of the minor difficulty he encountered growing the one he is currently sporting. I told him the trick was getting the area that is neither mustache nor beard to grow in. Then it's just cleaning up your neck every couple of days. When a bystander remarked that he thought I had a goatee just a few weeks ago, I said that was true, but with winter coming it was time to fill 'er back in.
3 awkward minutes later I walked away.
3 Comments:
Was that moment as awkward as when I recently told our gracious host at a party that he had a fine "disgustashe"?
Ah that interminitable moment when you say something and the time it takes you to wish you could cram it back in.
Oh. Your moment was WAAAY more awkward.
That's why I'm always invited to parties, but never asked back.
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