Monday, October 25, 2004

The More I Think About That Game...

...the more it bothers me. I can't even work. 6 to f'n 4!

Do you understand how impossible it is to score exactly 4 points in an American rules football game? You have to score two safeties - and no other points whatsoever! It's the only way to do it.

You've got better odds of being killed in a bathtub by some kind of crazy electric ape.


2 Comments:

At Mon Oct 25, 01:06:00 PM PDT, Blogger emjaro said...

Maybe they got 4 extra points? Maybe Joe Paterno gets 4 points just for showing up? Maybe someone like Tango worked the score board and passed out on the number 4?

 
At Thu Oct 28, 02:20:00 PM PDT, Blogger Curt said...

OK, I'll grant you that the odds of being killed in my bathroom by one are unlikely - but I still think they could be more dangerous than you give them credit for.

Here's a link for more background on APEs, electric and otherwise:
http://www.worldwide.piaggio.com/ape/50.asp

 

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