The More I Think About That Game...
...the more it bothers me. I can't even work. 6 to f'n 4!
Do you understand how impossible it is to score exactly 4 points in an American rules football game? You have to score two safeties - and no other points whatsoever! It's the only way to do it.
You've got better odds of being killed in a bathtub by some kind of crazy electric ape.
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Maybe they got 4 extra points? Maybe Joe Paterno gets 4 points just for showing up? Maybe someone like Tango worked the score board and passed out on the number 4?
OK, I'll grant you that the odds of being killed in my bathroom by one are unlikely - but I still think they could be more dangerous than you give them credit for.
Here's a link for more background on APEs, electric and otherwise:
http://www.worldwide.piaggio.com/ape/50.asp
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