Marvel Done Lost Their Minds
I imagine the meeting for Spider-Man: India went something like this:
Dumb Ass Ex: We need new ways to oversaturate the market with Spider-Man. What do kids like?
Ass Kisser #1: Skateboarding!
Ass Kisser #2: Squirtable yogurt on the go…
Ass Kisser #3: Ninjas!
Dumb Ass Ex: My kid loves this Prince of Persia game on XBOX. Anything there?
Ass Kisser #1: Perfect!
Ass Kisser #2: I love it!
Ass Kisser #3: Persia’s the new Japan!
The New Guy: Isn’t Persia now Iran?
Ass Kisser #1: Is it?
Ass Kisser #3: How about India, like a Bollywood angle…
Ass Kisser #2: Ooooh…Yeah. Very hip.
Dumb Ass Ex: I've got it! Spider-Man as a young Indian teenager with baggy pants and funny shoes!
Ass Kissers #1, #2 & #3: Brilliant!
The New Guy: (eyes roll to the back of his head and he dies a little inside)
Pavitr Prabhakar?! Come on...
posted by Shawn @ 5:23 PM
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4 Comments:
*shudder*
They really should have explored the squirtable yogurt thing a bit more - I'm sure there's an excellent tie in to be had.
Yeah. I actually think they should exploit the whole portable dairy family. Squirtable yogurt, string cheese, pocket milk...
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Gee, I never realized there were so many mobile milk-based merchandise items available.
The chief villian would have to be lactose intolerant of course.
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