Thursday, October 28, 2004

There's Already Been 5?!

CBS ANNOUNCES THE IDENTITIES OF THE 11 COUPLES COMPETING IN 'THE AMAZING RACE 6'

MY EARLY ODDS (for EJR):

ADAM MALIS & REBECCA CARDON
RELATIONSHIP: FORMERLY DATING
ODDS: 1000 to 1
COMMENTS: DONE BEFORE THEY START.

KRIS PERKINS & JON BUEHLER
RELATIONSHIP: DATING LONG DISTANCE
ODDS: 750 to 1
COMMENTS: NO WAY THESE GUYS WIN.

MEREDITH TUFARO & MARIA SAMPOGNA
RELATIONSHIP: BEST FRIENDS
ODDS: 500 to 1
COMMENTS: BEST FRIENDS…FROM QUEENS. MAY COME TO BLOWS BY END OF FIRST CHALLANGE.

GUS McLEOD & HERA McLEOD
RELATIONSHIP: FATHER/DAUGHTER
ODDS: 500 to 1
COMMENTS: POP IS TWICE HER AGE AND THEY CURRENTLY LIVE 3,000 MILES APART. ME SMELLS SOME UNCOMFORTABLE TV MOMENTS.

HAYDEN KRISTIANSON & AARON CRUMBAUGH
RELATIONSHIP: DATING ACTORS
ODDS: 250 to 1
COMMENTS: WAY TO SHARE BABY VADER’S NAME. SCREW THESE GUYS.

DON ST. CLAIRE & MARY JEAN ST. CLAIRE
RELATIONSHIP: GRANDPARENTS
ODDS: 250 to 1
COMMENTS: COMBINED AGE OF 135…

LENA JENSEN & KRISTY JENSEN
RELATIONSHIP: SISTERS
ODDS: 100 to 1
COMMENTS: A STRIPTEASE AEROBICS INSTRUCTER AND A MODEL FROM UTAH. WHERE IN UTAH DO EITHER OF THESE GALS MAKE ANY MONEY?! YES, THEY ARE BLONDES.

JONATHAN BAKER & VICTORIA FULLER
RELATIONSHIP: MARRIED ENTREPRENEURS
ODDS: 50 to 1
COMMENTS: TOO OBVIOUS TO ACTUALLY WIN.

FREDDY HOLLIDAY & KENDRA BENTLEY
RELATIONSHIP: ENGAGED MODELS
ODDS: 10 to 1
COMMENTS: THE PRODUCERS ARE GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY CAN TO KEEP THESE GUYS AROUND.

AVI SCHNEIER & JOE RASHBAUM
RELATIONSHIP: HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES
ODDS: 5 to 1
COMMENTS: THE TYPE OF TEAM THAT ALWAYS GOES FAR – THEN TOTALLY BLOWS IT.

LORI HARVEY & BOLO DAR'TAINIAN
RELATIONSHIP: MARRIED PRO WRESTLERS
ODDS: 2 to 1
COMMENTS: LIKE THE SONG SAYS “HE’S got the brawn, SHE’s got the brains. THEY’LL make lots of money…”

2 Comments:

At Fri Oct 29, 04:13:00 PM PDT, Blogger Shawn said...

Good to know Keith. Good to know.

 
At Tue Nov 02, 09:07:00 AM PST, Blogger emjaro said...

I'm not sure if Keith's comment is a compliment or a burner, but I'm glad you are out there - keeping me entertained!

 

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