Monday, June 13, 2005

Sure She Missed The Point Of The Song...

...but have you SEEN Jessica Simpson in this video?

This is the rough cut. Note to Sony: don't change a goddamned thing. No video has contained more for both loathing hipsters and pervy teens to enjoy. Jessica Simpson, you are a miracle.

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3 Comments:

At Mon Jun 13, 12:26:00 PM PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She makes Lucy Camden look like Heidi Fleiss.

 
At Mon Jun 13, 01:04:00 PM PDT, Blogger Shawn said...

Or the other way around.

Her Dad, Minister Joe, is a blogger's dream too.

Sample quote:

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

 
At Thu Jun 16, 10:55:00 AM PDT, Blogger Curt said...

The difinitive cover of that song was done by Megadeth. Specifically a reworked version for the "Dudes" soundtrack.

Jessica simpson is a tart.

 

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