The Evidence For My Utter Unfuckability Mounts
So to thank people for sticking by them though FingerChiligate, Wendy's offered free Frosty Juniors a few weekends back to anyone who asked. I drove around the Seattle area and asked for 7. Scott took pictures. Thank you Scott. That had to be gross to look at. Really gross. That shit is in my fucking beard.
http://scott.pongoloid.com/wendys/
posted by Shawn @ 10:44 AM
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Son, I am no hero. Just a man with a dream. A dream to eat 7 Frosty Juniors. Now I have a new dream. I will eat ribs in each one of our wonderful states. There are 50. I will eat 50 orders of ribs. Starting now. Fuck D.C. and Puerto Rico. Call me when you're on the flag.
::bows:: i am not worthy, i am not worthy...
Thank you for giving us a historical record and documenting the atrocities.
Good thing Dave Thomas is dead because the sight of you entering one of his establishments might trigger the coronary from the bacon pick a color of cheese like substance double-decker chicken burger of the week he was known to be taste testing.
I guess Guam and 'Merica Samoa are to lame to get a big ole BBQ slathered middle finger of rib-dom from the Huh?
I can't tell if you are mad at me or not. But yes, they are too lame. Also Midway Islands, Virgin Islands, Marshall Islands, Northern Mariana Islands, Palua, the Federated States of Micronesia, and Canada.
Also, that sandwich sounds good.
Not mad. Just making sure all of the terriritories from our days of colonial expansion get the dolop of sauce in their eye as they wait for their money shot and glory of your arrival.
It reminds me of a roomate I had whose nickname was 'browns. He drove crosscounty and was in search of the best diner hashbrowns in the country. Much to his surprise they were found at a Denny's in Ohio the first place he went on his trip.
And yes that sandwich does sound good.
Would you like to biggie size it for just another 39 cents?
Please.
I knew a guy that would order the chicken sandwich and then have them put a burger patty on it for a $1 from the extras menu.
It was me.
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