Having owned some seriously spooky looking cycling gear in my time, I can honestly say that the google shorts are hideous by even euro standards. However, a pair of solid black cycling shorts are more sedate, while still allowing those who may be interested to take a gander at your junk. Depending on the parties involved, this may actually improve your chances of getting laid.
Any article of clothing for men, which allows the wearer to look as if they are smuggling plums through customs is an article of clothing that will do NOTHING to improve you chances of getting laid.
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Having owned some seriously spooky looking cycling gear in my time, I can honestly say that the google shorts are hideous by even euro standards. However, a pair of solid black cycling shorts are more sedate, while still allowing those who may be interested to take a gander at your junk. Depending on the parties involved, this may actually improve your chances of getting laid.
Be governed accordingly.
Any article of clothing for men, which allows the wearer to look as if they are smuggling plums through customs is an article of clothing that will do NOTHING to improve you chances of getting laid.
Or an apple and an kiwi...
What?
You guys should follow the link. They also come in an all inclussive one-piece style.
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