Hey Alanis, This Is Irony. This! Read It! Dumb Bitch...

via imdb

Arrest Warrant Issued for Village People Policeman

An arrest warrant has been issued for former Village People star Victor Willis after the singer failed to appear in court last week. The Can't Stop the Music star, who played the original policeman in the disco group, was set to appear in court last Thursday to answer weapon and drug possession charges. Willis, who co-wrote "In The Navy," was arrested in July after police allegedly found a gun and crack cocaine in his car.