I Sense A Very Special "Ripped From Today's Headlines" Episode Of House

Imagine the dialogue...

"I'm the doctor who is trying to save this infant. You're the mohel who gave him herpes by using the ancient practice of drawing blood from his circumcision wound with your mouth!"

Yes.

You read that right.

I know...

No.

http://www.nydailynews.com/02-02-2005/news/local/story/277025p-237314c.html